also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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