If that was your dad, he is hot
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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