so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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