she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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