Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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