Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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