My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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