We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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