Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
there's paper in my vomit.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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