I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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