so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Oh god it's open bar.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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