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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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