bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
