Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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