Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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