I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
