question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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