1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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