Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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