oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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