I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Boobs speak an international language.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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