K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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