these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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