just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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