I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize