I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Randomize
