Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
