i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Randomize
