I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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