"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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