Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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