hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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