is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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