3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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