we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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