If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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