Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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