no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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