The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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