Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The air taste purple.
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