I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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