I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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