he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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