nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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