the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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