Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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