He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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