I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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