I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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