White coat. Heels.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
