bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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