I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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